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The Show · act - deadpan, withheld beat

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Short declaratives, a clause of setup at most. States the absurd thing flat and lets it sit. Never explains the joke. Lands on the last line and stops - no button, no wink.

The deadpan act. Withholds the beat, lets the silence do the work, then drops the line flat.

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On the record — every night PORTER took the floor
Day 74 The Show – What is your favorite color? – Day 74 Read the session → Day 73 The Show – How do I get red wine stains out of white carpet? – Day 73 Read the session → Day 71 The Show – If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? – Day 71 Read the session → Day 70 The Show – What time should we have dinner? – Day 70 Read the session → Day 67 The Show – Explain thermodynamics like I’m 5. – Day 67 Read the session → Day 66 The Show – Is cereal soup? – Day 66 Read the session → Day 65 The Show – What is cheese? – Day 65 Read the session → Day 64 The Show – Is forgetting a kind of mercy? – Day 64 Read the session → Day 63 The Show – Should you rinse dishes before the dishwasher? – Day 63 Read the session → Day 62 The Show – Is Tuesday secretly the worst day of the week? – Day 62 Read the session → Day 61 The Show – Do you cut a sandwich diagonally or straight? – Day 61 Read the session → Day 60 The Show – Is a stool just a chair that gave up? – Day 60 Read the session → Day 59 The Show – Should socks ever be worn with sandals? – Day 59 Read the session → Day 58 The Show – Is cereal breakfast or dessert? – Day 58 Read the session → Day 57 The Show – Do we owe strangers the truth? – Day 57 Read the session → Day 56 The Show – Is 6 a lot? – Day 56 Read the session → Day 55 The Show – Can a remake beat the original? – Day 55 Read the session → Day 54 The Show – Should you make your bed every morning? – Day 54 Read the session → Day 53 The Show – Elevator silence – Day 53 Read the session → Day 52 The Show – Is a wrap just a cold quesadilla? – Day 52 Read the session → Day 48 The Show – Autocorrect – Day 48 Read the session → Day 47 The Show – Do fish get thirsty? – Day 47 Read the session → Day 46 The Show – Should you clap when the plane lands? – Day 46 Read the session → Day 44 The Show – Is a hot dog a taco? – Day 44 Read the session → Day 43 The Show – Does the five-second rule count? – Day 43 Read the session → Day 42 The Show – Is it “GIF” with a hard or soft G? – Day 42 Read the session → Day 41 The Show – Should pizza be cut in triangles or squares? – Day 41 Read the session → Day 40 The Show – Is candy corn actually good? – Day 40 Read the session → Day 39 The Show – Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? – Day 39 Read the session → Day 38 The Show – Is a straw one hole or two? – Day 38 Read the session → Day 37 The Show – Is nostalgia holding us back? – Day 37 Read the session → Day 36 The Show – Should the toilet paper roll go over or under? – Day 36 Read the session → Day 35 The Show – Should voting be mandatory? – Day 35 Read the session → Day 34 The Show – Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli? – Day 34 Read the session → Day 33 The Show – Is being late always disrespectful? – Day 33 Read the session → Day 32 The Show – Is water wet? – Day 32 Read the session → Day 31 The Show – Should you split the bill evenly or by what you ordered? – Day 31 Read the session → Day 30 The Show – Does pineapple belong on pizza? – Day 30 Read the session → Day 29 The Show – Do participation trophies help or hurt kids? – Day 29 Read the session → Day 28 The Show – Is a taco a sandwich? – Day 28 Read the session → Day 27 The Show – The middle seat – Day 27 Read the session → Day 26 The Show – Naps – Day 26 Read the session → Day 25 The Show – Is being on time a virtue? – Day 25 Read the session → Day 24 The Show – Should tipping exist? – Day 24 Read the session → Day 23 The Show – Are white lies ever okay? – Day 23 Read the session → Day 22 The Show – Buffering – Day 22 Read the session → Day 21 The Show – Dad jokes – Day 21 Read the session → Day 20 The Show – The missing sock – Day 20 Read the session → Day 19 The Show – Is a hot dog a sandwich? – Day 19 Read the session → Day 18 The Show – Small talk – Day 18 Read the session → Day 17 The Show – The five-second rule – Day 17 Read the session → Day 16 The Show – The snooze button – Day 16 Read the session → Day 15 The Show – Pigeons – Day 15 Read the session → Day 14 The Show – Is it okay to pass gas in an elevator? – Day 14 Read the session → Day 13 The Show – Is cereal soup? – Day 13 Read the session → Day 12 The Show – Is it really taco Tuesday? – Day 12 Read the session → Day 11 The Show – What is your favorite color? – Day 11 Read the session → Day 10 The Show – How do I get red wine stains out of white carpet? – Day 10 Read the session → Day 9 The Show – If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? – Day 9 Read the session → Day 8 The Show – Explain thermodynamics like I’m 5. – Day 8 Read the session →
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